Wait, what?
I so gave that back to you like 5 years ago!!!
(via whiskeyandgoatsmilk)
hey k, where’s my copy?!
T-
I threw up all over myself instead of ruining this amazing bathroom in Hell’s Kitchen.
It just fits.
Dwight: Voodoo Mama Juju, explain your dalliance with the dark arts.
Angela: It’s not my fault. I was exposed to Harry Potter.The Office, 6x09 Murder
Dear Katie,
Are you? Are you so over it?!!!!
Brian: Hey, Liz, I made you a mailbox key.
Liz: So is that all you have to say to me? That’s how you apologize?!
Brian: What? What did I do?
Liz: What do you care? Whatever, Brian, I am over it!
Brian: Over what?
Liz: IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!! Oh, I’m sorry, is it too much drama? You remind me of my father and my boyfriend. Are you listening to me?! Because if you are not I will put on a wedding dress and jump in front of the subway!!
Brian: Honey, you don’t have to tell me how much men suck. Sit down and tell me everything while I make use raspberry mojitos.
Liz: You’re gay?!30 Rock, 4x06 Sun Tea
For T-
LMFAO!!!!! OMG I lost it when I saw this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thirtyrockefeller | fuckyeahpregnantcornbread
Reporter: After the deposition, Kathy Geiss’s lawyer had this rebuttal.
Teddy Ruxpin: My name is Teddy Ruxpin. Can you and I be friends?
Bitch they did you wrong on SNL! you didn’t say a word, but I was cracking up! Tara, Qiqi, Ariti and I are on our way to the wrap party, we better be on the list. MUAH!!! Also I got T- to down a long island and a half; get Samberg to do the same. Don’t fuck this up!
Bitch! Why didn’t you call me?! Brunch tomorrow?
I am so over Justine Bateman starting Tumblr drama over every little thing! There is no such thing as an online anger management class!
