File under: things I’d text Mindy Kaling if we were friends
Bitch they did you wrong on SNL! you didn’t say a word, but I was cracking up! Tara, Qiqi, Ariti and I are on our way to the wrap party, we better be on the list. MUAH!!! Also I got T- to down a long island and a half; get Samberg to do the same. Don’t fuck this up!
Bitch! Why didn’t you call me?! Brunch tomorrow?
